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And if one more person tells you how beautiful winter is, somebody's going to have a problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Degree From a Meltdown T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features a snow-covered horse wearing the exact expression you've been trying to hide all morning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSnow piled on his head, ice on his nose, and a glare that could melt the entire pasture if looks generated heat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny winter horse shirt is perfect for equestrians, barn owners, horse moms, and anyone who has ever reached the end of their patience before finishing their morning chores.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's also for those of us who don't need freezing temperatures to be one minor inconvenience away from a complete meltdown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes the weather isn't the only thing that's frosty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo BS advice:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Approach with caution. 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