{"product_id":"zero-stars","title":"BEST#12 Zero Stars T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eaccommodations \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewere \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecramped. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efloor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emoved. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eservice \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewas \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eterrible. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esomebody \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehad \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003enerve \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eto \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eclose \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edoor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWould not recommend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ereview \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esystem \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003erequired \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eat \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eleast \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eone \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003estar, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eso \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehorse \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ereluctantly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003egave \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003etrailer \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eone-star \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003erating. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnder \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprotest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrailer — Terrifying. 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