NEW Apple Fight T-Shirt

Before smartphones, video games, and helicopter parents, we had horse manure and absolutely no adult supervision.

It was the summer of '87. The barn was full of kids, the horses were full of hay, and somebody made the unfortunate decision to throw the first horse apple.

What followed was a battle of epic proportions.

Alliances were formed. Friendships were tested. Somebody took a direct hit to the forehead. And when the dust finally settled, one champion stood victorious, smelling considerably worse than when the day began.

No trophies. No participation ribbons. Just bragging rights and a mother who wouldn't let you in the house until you'd been hosed off.

The Horse Apple Fight Champion 1987 T-shirt features a vintage collegiate-style back print with distressed lettering, a manure-filled bucket, and a pitchfork. Perfect for Gen X horse lovers, lifelong barn kids, cowboys, cowgirls, and anyone who remembers when childhood entertainment required imagination, questionable judgment, and a good supply of horse poop.

No BS advice: Choose your ammunition carefully. Fresh ones are a tactical mistake.

Class of '87. Undefeated. Unwelcome in the house.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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