BEST 9 How We Die T-Shirt

There are moments in horse ownership when you look at what's happening and realize:

This is it. This is how we die.

Not doing something heroic.

Not galloping across the open range.

Because your horse just discovered a balloon.

This Is How We Die is for every rider who's felt their horse's entire body tense over an object that poses approximately zero threat to anyone — except, apparently, the horse's continued existence.

The eyes get big.

The nostrils get bigger.

And suddenly you're sitting on 1,100 pounds of prey-animal survival instinct with absolutely nowhere productive to go.

Could the balloon kill us?

No.

Could your horse's reaction to the balloon kill us?

Now we're asking the right question.

Perfect For

• Horse owners and riders
• Anyone with a professional-level spooker
• Trainers who've accepted their fate
• Equestrians with dark-ish humor
• Funny horse gifts

Why You'll Love It

• Painfully accurate horse-person humor
• Expressive, slightly unhinged horse artwork
• A joke every rider understands immediately
• Perfect for barn days and casual wear
• Celebrates the completely rational fears of the domestic horse

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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