TRENDING Serviceably Sound

Nobody said perfectly sound.

Let's not get carried away.

For those who have a few miles, make suspicious noises, and have some maintenance requirements, but remain capable of performing the duties expected of them.

Mostly.

We're not saying there isn't a little stiffness getting started.

We're not saying everything would hold up beautifully under extensive veterinary (or doctor) scrutiny.

We're simply saying:

Still operational.
Still useful.
Why is the ground so far away?

Perfect For

• Horse owners and riders
• Trainers and barn veterans
• Equestrians with a few miles on them
• Anyone operating within acceptable parameters
• Funny horse-person gifts

Why You'll Love It

• Real horse terminology with a human double meaning
• Dry, self-deprecating equestrian humor
• Simple, bold statement design
• Horse people will get it immediately
• Pairs beautifully with a body that's still technically functional

Sound enough. Carry on. 😌

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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