TRENDING Wouldn't Pass PPE

Old injury. Questionable joint. Suspicious noise. A little maintenance required.

Eventually you reach an age where listening to someone describe why a horse wouldn't pass a pre-purchase exam starts sounding uncomfortably familiar.

This T-Shirt is for horse people held together by caffeine, determination, and whatever their chiropractor did last Tuesday.

Are we completely sound?

That's really none of your business.

We still show up.

We still get the job done.

And frankly, we'd prefer you stop flexing things to see what hurts.

As-is.
No vetting.

Perfect For

• Riders and horse owners
• Trainers and longtime equestrians
• Horse people with a few miles on them
• Anyone who makes a noise when standing up
• Funny horse gifts with an inside joke

Why You'll Love It

• Horse-world humor with a painfully relatable twist
• Dry, self-deprecating attitude
• Simple, bold typography
• Perfect for experienced horse people
• Considerably cheaper than an actual PPE

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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